Sidewalk: The Video Game

My sidewalk is sputtering. I've spent millions of dollars, and have no funding left. All of the gizmos and gadgets to bring my baby into the 22nd century (yea, i said 22nd), have bled me dry. I fear that I may be living in a van, down by the river, eating government cheese.
But wait, I learned how to program in my IST 195 class. What if I made a videogame? What if I made a videogame about a sidewalk? Yes! It will be the next Grand Theft Auto. I will be rich. I probably won't be able to create the technology necessary for the game, so I will hire people to do it for me (with funds borrowed from banks, I'll use the sidewalk as collateral). They will have to be well versed in XML, XSD, and XSL. This will allow me to control components of the game, especially how everything appears, and how each item in the game is used.
Now, as for my vision of the game. The character will be on a sidewalk that has gone haywire that can not stop (in Cortland, of course, not Syracuse). On the sidewalk, there will be different levels that different characters will appear on. First, the hero, name Lake Jevy, will battle the thugs of Onondaga County. He will have to use all of the weapons prowess that he contains, and some cheat codes that he found online.
Next, he will face all of the zombies who have risen from the dead in the graveyard next to Day. Lake will get a machete for this one, and gamers will be wildly entertained by the vivid details of battle.
Finally, Lake will do battle with Chancellor Nancy Cantor. He will have to defend himself from her b.s. political jargon, and her gigantic ego. When he wins, he gets to move into her giant house.
Cue the amazing reviews, exclusive Hollywood parties, and beautiful women...all for me. Hooray!


Wait, what? How many video games did we sell? Four!? I bought two...and my mom bought one! Oh crap, I'm ruined.